Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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