people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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