do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Randomize
