that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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