tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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