Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I need a hoe opinion
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My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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