We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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