She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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