Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
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Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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