Rock
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Fuck
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
