first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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