Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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