god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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