1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Let's get the cat blown out
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Randomize
