It's just like the Real World with babies
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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