My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
honey bunches of taint.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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