When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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