Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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