that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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