you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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