So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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