I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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