I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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