Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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