i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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