yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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