Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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