I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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