He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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