I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Who died my cat blue again?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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