Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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