one two three fourrrrnication!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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