i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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