i barfeds in our rink
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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