literally had 100 drinks last night.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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