I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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