Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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