I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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