I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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