This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
