i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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