everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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