what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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