Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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