I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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