i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
