I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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