We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Farmville is her only friend.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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