How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Well I just put wine in my tea
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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