I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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