I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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