Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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