lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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