It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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