Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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